OCSPA DIVISION OF HUMAN RESOURCESEXPLORATION. INNOVATION. LUMBAR SUPPORT.

THE 9–5 HAS LEFT THE ATMOSPHERE

Office Chair Space Program.

MISSION CONTROL ONLINE
LIVE ORBITAL FEEDT+ 00:00
— YOUR TRAJECTORY- - TARGET ORBIT
ZERO GRAVITY. FULL BENEFITS.*
ADSpin chair
WAir thrust
SPACEThrow supplies
PRPro / retrograde
EExpense tether
SHIFTFast coast

EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK · ADDENDUM 404

Space is not a parking lot.

Pointing at the target and thrusting will usually miss. You and the target are both falling around Earth. Change your orbit first; then match velocity.

01 / TRANSFER

For a higher orbit, press P to face your direction of travel. Hold W until your cyan path reaches the orange orbit. For a lower orbit, use R and burn backward.

02 / COAST

Release thrust. Your trajectory keeps changing under gravity. At launch, the simulation waits for your first push so you can plan. Watch the closest-approach marker. Hold Shift or click the time button to coast faster. Time returns to normal near the target.

03 / RENDEZVOUS

Near the destination, match the target’s velocity. On outward transfers, burn prograde again; inward transfers need retrograde. Dock within 180 m and below 6.5 m/s for one second.

04 / CREATIVE ACCOUNTING

Press E within 450 m and below 38 m/s to deploy your expense-report tether. It reels you in and matches speed, but costs 250 points. One use per mission.

A / D spin your chair with rotational inertia. S stops the spin. Space throws a supply backward, pushing you forward. Throw while spinning fast for a stronger centrifugal yeet (and some dizziness). Coffee capsules refill cleaner and earn 100 points.

Score = 1,000 for docking + remaining cleaner × 10 + supplies × 80 + integrity × 3 + speed bonus (up to 600) + pickups − tether fee. Mission 2 has orbiting paperwork; mission 3 has a docking port that closes during presentations. Press Esc to pause. Practice any mission using the tabs.